Rewrite of “Three Little Pigs” as a romance, starting at the second pig

          Mr. Wolf was walking down the street, feeling dejected from his failed attempt to impress Milly. He was fast approaching the house of Lilly, the smartest pig in all the land. Her house was made of sticks, and resided in a small yet thick group of trees.

          Since Lilly was the smartest pig, Mr. Wolf wanted to impress her with his voice by serenading her. He quickly rehearsed a song in his head, Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend”. Surely all girls would swoon at hearing that song sung to her, he thought.

          Mr. Wolf knocked on Lilly’s door and awaited her fast approaching footsteps.

          “Who is it?” She called out.

          “It’s Mr. Wolf, let me in please!” He replied.

          “Not unless you manage to impress me,” she said.

          “Okay.”

          Mr. Wolf cleared his throat and re-adjusted his feet to sing, but tripped over a fallen branch and crashed into Lilly’s house and knocked it over. Not again, Mr. Wolf thought as he walked away from Lilly’s house and towards Tilly, the last bachelorette pig.